A few days ago, I received a Facebook “Friend” request from a name I did not recognize. I sent him my usual boilerplate response to Friend requests from strangers (screenshot):
DTL (2026-04-26 @ 08:28): Hello Caleb —
You recently sent me a Facebook “Friend” request. Thank you, but I cannot accept this honour. The only people on my Friends list are my actual friends — people whom I know and associate with in real life, now sometimes distant, so we can keep in touch. I don’t use Facebook as a business or career tool.
If you wish to discuss movies and movie-making, I’m always up for a conversation. You can email me at MinorMogul@GMail.com. Or feel free to add me to your mailing list for your projects.
I will say up front that I am not going to hire you, I am not going to give you any money, and I am not going to give you anyone’s contact information.
Thank you for your invitation, and best of luck with your ventures.
Ciao for now . . .
— Damian
That elicited the following reply (all errors in original):
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CD (2026-04-26 @ 10:16): Ur full of urself dude
I didn’t add you to have a conversation or beg for money or to be your friend, I was simply going stoop down to ur level and talk shit to you how you talked shit on my post but honestly I’m gonna be better than you and not do that, but I will say this: ur one sad ass sack of shit having nothing better to do than to shit on somebody else’s post, like bro, go touch grass bud.
Have a great Sunday prick.
Aw, what is he trying to do, hurt my feelings? Oh noes!
Notice that CD says he’s not going to do exactly what he does. I have always been amused by the Nixonian non-accusation accusation.
I don’t know who CD is or what he’s on about, and he didn’t say, so I replied to him (screenshot):
DTL (2026-04-26 @ 12:15): Who are you? What did I allegedly say that has your panties in such a bunch?
And why would you want to waste your time and mine like that?
This seems like you’ve got some issues you need to resolve.
I sent another DM a few minutes later suggesting, “You’re a weird dude, dude.” Facebook reported that the message could not be sent, and now it seems to have disappeared. I guess CD blocked me after my quoted replies above. Well, I hope he feels better having gotten whatever that was off his chest.
So I guess that’s the end of it. I wonder what it was all about?